Sorry, its been a while...
I've been busy calming down and counting to ten. Several times. For weeks.
I really am starting to hate people. Not as in I hate more than one person, the plural being people. No, as in I hate people, all of them. Well, really, everyone that approaches my pharmacy counter. Those are the people I really hate.
Pop quiz!
You are patient. You politely say hello to the pharmacist that has acknowledged you. You have a handful of three prescriptions. You need to drop them off. You see that the pharmacist has extended his open hand towards you, and shows some genuine interest in helping you today.
Where do you place the prescriptions?
A) In the hands of the pharmacist so s/he can fill them.
B) On the counter, directly under the open and waiting hand of the pharmacist.
C) Roll them up real tight and cram them up your dick hole.
If you answered B, might I suggest C.
posted by Pharmacist at 9:22 PM
1 Comments:
Whenever that happens to me, be it prescriptions or cash that can't find their way into my waiting hands, I make a big show of picking up each item individually, like I'm having trouble doing so, then straightening everything out. I'm sure they're oblivious to my troubles, seeing as how they're too busy talking on the phone to acknowledge that I too am human, but it makes me feel a little better.
3:51 PM
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